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Posted on 18th Apr at 8:15 PM, with 340 notes

holy-super-who-lock:

YO LIFE IS ABOUT 3 THINGS

  • GETTIN MONEY
  • GETTIN PUSSY
  • AND THE DEWY DECIMAL SYSTEM
Posted on 18th Apr at 8:14 PM, with 2,913 notes

demons:

Life aboard USS Kearsarge in the Far East, c. 1957/58

Posted on 18th Apr at 8:13 PM, with 28,445 notes

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

Posted on 18th Apr at 8:12 PM, with 44,010 notes

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

Posted on 18th Apr at 8:11 PM, with 23,744 notes

disney-princess-unite:

thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

- Transparent Princesses match your blog background! -

if you find that they look cool on your blog you should send me screencaps so I can see too 

-Rapunzel

Posted on 18th Apr at 8:10 PM, with 89,346 notes

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

Posted on 18th Apr at 8:09 PM, with 70,263 notes

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

Posted on 18th Apr at 8:09 PM, with 487 notes
illumise:

this is the whitest thing i have ever seen and if you do this you should be ashamed of yourself
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illumise:

this is the whitest thing i have ever seen and if you do this you should be ashamed of yourself

Posted on 18th Apr at 8:08 PM, with 48,809 notes

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

Posted on 18th Apr at 8:08 PM, with 676 notes

pixalry:

Bioshock Infinite: Elizabeth - Created by Priya Johal

You already know how this will end.

Posted on 18th Apr at 3:25 PM, with 127,249 notes

third-eyes:

starfleetgrad:

…that’s the most brilliant joke I’ve ever beheld.

Posted on 18th Apr at 3:24 PM, with 113,636 notes

oldyellowtricks:

how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)

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